Jul 082008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 08:07 Currently on our seventh viewing of Gremlins. Could be worse, could be Hannah Montana.
  • 10:05 Supposedly Chiodos and Emarosa are playing a show together. I hope its not some sick practical joke because I might die.
  • 10:28 Chooch will only watch Joe-era Blues Clues. If its an episode with steve, his nose crinkles. Purists everywhere are now fainting.
  • 12:53 There’s nothing like the soddy stench of a cemetery fresh after a rain. Musky decay. Should market that.
  • 13:33  I’m likely to get licked to death by deer.
  • 16:56 wondering if Tina’s husband ever goes down on her, and if so, if he runs his tongue along a cheese grater afterward.
  • 18:59 Jonny Craig 4 lyfe
  • 21:09  tina said i dont have enuf info on her to write a book, and i srsly almost pissed out my nose
  • 23:15 I hate when I feel this tart-y.

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  8 Responses to “LoudTwitter is a Colostomy Bag”

  1. 16:56 wondering if Tina’s husband ever goes down on her, and if so, if he runs his tongue along a cheese grater afterward.

    Puking now.

  2. Tina’s husband

    She’s married?? Ew ew ew.

  3. 10:05 Supposedly Chiodos and Emarosa are playing a show together. I hope its not some sick practical joke because I might die.

    what kind of asshole would do something like that?!?!?

    also- i totally agree with mother bonnie about the ew factor of your one particular tina tweet. ewww!!!!

  4. First I must agree with Chooch on the Joe thing…..
    your man has taste.

    The Tina tweet makes my brain feel violated.

  5. Funny, my boys are opposite. Bugbear was watching when Steve was still on, but Dylan started watching Joe first. They’re really both too old to watch them now, but still do occasionally, and they consider Joe “really stupid” because he doesn’t know anything. Apparently Steve is not stupid, he is just forgetful.

    Oh, and you’ve just invented a new way to diet. Who wants to eat after imagining Tina’s husband doing that?!

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