Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 13:23 About to book a flight to LA to make Corey Haim my man. Henry doesn’t seem concerned enough to stop me. IM COMING, COREY!!! #
- 15:01 I love my jump rope so much, I named him. Say hello to everyone, Lewis. SAY HELLO. #
- 17:17 Omg it must be arthritis. So much for my handjob career, motherfuck. #
- 17:32 Tina got another one of those hot Rambo haircuts. #
- 17:33 Or maybe she was just wearing a helmet all day? #
- 22:13 Henry’s always right. Gonna post a MySpace bulletin about him being an Oracle, see if it catches on. "Yeah, just talk to the ween, yo." #
- 12:18 Trying to talk Henry into getting cooler shoes so he’ll look like less of a geezer at Warped. I’ll make him over yet. #
- 12:31 Chooch on the current: perusing the Victorias Secret catalogue while punching his head & laffing hysterically. Puke is on horizon. #
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