Last year, the Big Butler Fair was so much fun, I went twice and wrote five separate blog posts about it. It was hands-down one of my favorite days of the summer. This time, Henry is going with me so I’m keeping my hopes at sea level.
For old time’s sake, here’s a compilation of all the posts from last summer. They’re some of my favorite memories ever, you guys! I quite sincerely wish my job was to write about county fairs.
OMG my favorite ride at the fair!
This is where I had not one but TWO boyfriends and also, I slurped soup awkwardly.
I was given a Jesus keychain and was almost convinced to jump off a waterfall.
Here is where I tell you about the rides and which ones can suck a dick.
I went back with Henry and Chooch, who were sad puppies because I had the audacity to go without them the week before. Coincidentally, one of my friends just alerted me to the fact that the Big Butler Fair has literally every single one of the photos I took from last year on their website. Yes, even a very unflattering shot of Alisha, who I no longer speak to. I’m sure she would be just tickled to know this.
Now that I think about it, I can’t imagine why Alisha and I no longer speak.
Please pray that Henry doesn’t shit his sour grapes all over my hopefully fun day.