Jul 162008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 13:23 About to book a flight to LA to make Corey Haim my man. Henry doesn’t seem concerned enough to stop me. IM COMING, COREY!!! #
  • 15:01 I love my jump rope so much, I named him. Say hello to everyone, Lewis. SAY HELLO. #
  • 17:17 Omg it must be arthritis. So much for my handjob career, motherfuck. #
  • 17:32 Tina got another one of those hot Rambo haircuts. #
  • 17:33 Or maybe she was just wearing a helmet all day? #
  • 22:13 Henry’s always right. Gonna post a MySpace bulletin about him being an Oracle, see if it catches on. "Yeah, just talk to the ween, yo." #
  • 12:18 Trying to talk Henry into getting cooler shoes so he’ll look like less of a geezer at Warped. I’ll make him over yet. #
  • 12:31 Chooch on the current: perusing the Victorias Secret catalogue while punching his head & laffing hysterically. Puke is on horizon. #

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  6 Responses to “Tweets: Continually Dumber”

  1. “About to book a flight to LA to make Corey Haim my man. Henry doesn’t seem concerned enough to stop me. IM COMING, COREY!!!”

    *cracking up* Watch out, Space Ace!!!

    • I really want to do this! Last night, I woke Henry up just to tell him: “And I’m not going to be on that show, you know. I’m not signing any releases.” Henry was like “WTF are you talking about?” and I said, “You know, their reality show. When Corey and I start dating, I don’t want to be on that show.”

      He rolled over and went back to sleep, haha.

  2. 1st off… “hi, lewis.”

    2ndly, your tina tweets always make me lol.

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