Remember a few weeks ago when I had that exceptionally whiny post about how Henry never does anything for my birthday, and you guys were all like, “What a motherfucker he is!” and I was all like, “Fuck yeah, you dig the hole, I’ll kill him!”? And then I told you how this year, I put Destiny’s Child’s “Survivor” on repeat, got all Take Action and decided to be a Strong, American Woman by having a birthday party for myself, and Henry can just eat a dick while that’s happening?
Well…
The day after my party, Barb said, “Well, I guess I can tell you this now…” at which point she said that at Chooch’s birthday party (in May), Henry approached her about wanting to throw me a surprise party.
Which I ruined by being so bull-headed about “taking matters into my own hands.” And I don’t regret doing that, because look at all the times I sat around waiting for something that was never going to happen.
But what I do regret is being such an asshole to him, to his face and on this blog.
He read that post, which was so awful and bitchy, and he never said anything.
If it were me, I would have been like, “I was GOING to have a party for you, you asshole” and then set fire to his face, but Henry is not like me. Henry is nice and calm. So he read all my mean words and went about his day without even mentioning it.
(Barb said he’s also probably used to it.)
So here is where I put on my best “oopsies” smile and apologize in a Degrassi accent.
(You still failed on the present front, though. Better luck next year.)
7 Responses to “I’ve Got Some Crow In My Teeth”
Say it don't spray it.
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It’s hard to admit when you’ve been an ass. Especially to the whole world.
Good job dollface, I’m glad henrys not in a hole in the backyard.
Thanks!
It’s hard, and I’m sure he’ll do something this weekend/tomorrow/tonight that will piss me off all over again and inspire another rant, but at least he’ll always have this apology. :)
My mom once stabbed me in the leg with a fork for pronouncing “sorry” like that. True story.
Awww Poor Henry. I bet I’ll never get to say that again.
This was adorable.
<3
Also, I have been reading your blog all week at work, but apparently now I can't comment from here. It makes me re-log in over and over and it's making me sad! I always did all of my commenting from here. :(
Blogger is in read only mode for a couple of hours tonight that might be why but no big deal regardless. I use to do so much more blog reading and commenting when I could do it at work too.