Jul 292008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 10:51 Being an asshole at flea market. Almost conned henry into buying me a sword.
  • 11:14 Was just urged by henry to stop taking pictures of ppl at the flea market.
  • 11:28 Everyone at the flea market hates me. Mission accomplished.
  • 14:28 She fucked SATAN, for Christ’s sake!
  • 16:14 I  once saw a monk completely flip his shit and hurl a thick chain at a stone wall. I think of him everytime I chuck shit out of anger
  • 17:48 In preparing Henry for Warped, I played him some Bring Me the Horizon, to which he faux-begged "more, plz, more" in a monotone.
  • 20:00 I just cut myself on a rusty garbage can omfg. Henry grabbed my arm, looked at it then announced "no you didn’t!"
  • 20:12 Henry just told me for the fifth time today to stop taking pics of ppl. "And then why do u have to run?!"
  • 20:19 Fuck writing, art, photography. I’m delving into porn. I think that’s where my imagination can REALLY shine. Henry flinched when I told him.
  • 20:23 First up: Pornographical interpretations of all my stories. Instead of a thumb in the porridge, it’ll be Marvin’s dickie.

  • 08:22 I made out w/ Ne-Yo in my dream last nite. We worked together&his girlfriend was overbearing &Ebay-obsessed. He wore a great hat, natch.
  • 08:30 Chooch is chanting "blood" in a maniacal tone. I hesitantly asked "blood?" he screamed "ok!", expecting me to get him blood. Was chilling.
  • 14:25 If Chooch isn’t in a band by the time he’s 13, he’s getting dumped on a river bank.
  • 22:05 IT FEELS LIKE XMAS EVE.

  2 Responses to “Tweets: Full of Fleas and Porn”

  1. 20:23 First up: Pornographical interpretations of all my stories. Instead of a thumb in the porridge, it’ll be Marvin’s dickie.

    oh wow. i’m intrigued.

    blood?!?!? oh- chooch. that scary little asshole.
    thank god he’s so fucking adorable.

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