Sep 062011
 

I can’t believe Chooch is in Kindergarten. But then he retorts with things like “touché” and I think, “How is he only in Kindergarten?”

Now that he’s in school for a full day as opposed to half, I have no idea what to do with all this free time, all this glorious, scandalous, COMPLETELY DANGEROUS IN MY HANDS free time. Today, while sad (I promise I was sad! I even called Lisa and made her talk to me because it was ominously quiet in the house), I sat around with steepled fingers and a mischievous grin, wondering what to get myself into first.

Turns out, Tuesdays are not very adventurous days for me, so all I did was watch the RW/RR Challenge reunion show on MTV.com, exercise and then make a salad. Insert also lots of staring at the walls in between those titillating activities.

I’m thinking though that with all this extra time, I just might start painting again. I would have done that today, but I spent countless minutes last night applying those stupid Sally peel-on nail art things and by the time I was done, I had heart palpitations. So until I score myself some latex gloves from the serial killer depot, I guess I will just stick to tormenting the cats and watching Dance Gavin Dance videos on YouTube. (Which I actually haven’t done in awhile. Vacation broke me!)

(Speaking of vacation, I have so much more to tell you! And by “you,” I mean the Ukranian girl with the back brace who I like to imagine reads this in between milking goats and pulling her father off all the malnourished neighborhood girls.)

  7 Responses to “My 35-Year-Old Kindergartener”

  1. Jen is happy to have the kids off at school again as well…although it is kind of weird

    TJ kindergarden is only half a day, whereas preschool is a full day, so now, she has abby at the school half a day, and gavin a full day…next year, it will be opposite

  2. Riley!!! I love this picture, he’s growing up so fast! How was his first day?

    • He really is growing up way too fast! I hate it!

      He said his first day was good but he’s annoyed that everyone sits in groups of 6 and there are FOUR GIRLS in his group. No bueno.

  3. Every time I had a day to myself I think of all the amazing things I’m going to do. Mostly I sit down with a package of Oreos and a glass of milk to watch HGTV for hours.

  4. He’s a very handsome 35 year old.

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