Oct 012011
 

Henry: I don’t know why you’re so obsessed with me being in THE SERVICE.

That was only three and a half years of my life.

Me: Three and a HALF? Why the half?

Henry: Because I left early.

Me: OH MY GOD, YOU WENT AWOL?

Henry: Wha–? No! They let me and a bunch of others leave early because there was no war or anything going on at the time so I wasn’t needed.

Me, suddenly understanding: Oh, you mean they didn’t need you because you weren’t good enough.

Henry, tired of talking about it: Yeah, that’s it exactly.

  One Response to “SERVICE talk”

  1. I still get the overwhelming feeling that these conversations between H the E and yourself should be compiled into the FUNNIEST BOOK EVAH!

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