Today is Barb’s birthday! Happy birthday, Barb!
Something you should know about Barb is that she sometimes cannot tell the difference between giraffes and zebras and that she thinks Bill Paxton is the worst actor of all time. She lost a hockey bet last year at work and her punishment was using a picture of Bill as her desktop wallpaper.
Because I can’t ever not be a dick to the people I like best, I made her a birthday card.
I’m sure she will cherish it forever. I mean, she better.