Gainfully Employed Tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

• 16:15 It seems the idea of me ever getting married is hilarious. #
• 18:25 Henrys trying to teach Chooch about patience. I can’t stop laughing. #
• 19:59 Jonny Craig Jonny Craig Jonny Craig Jonny Craig. Craig, Jonny. #

• 12:43 The CW keeps me a perpetual teen. #
• 20:28 Trying to talk henry into having a pie party but he decided we should just find someone else’s to crash. #
• 22:57 anticipated a hunk of carrot cake, but ordered blueberry pie. my mind and mouth do not work well together in message delivery. #
• 09:59 Nothing says good morning like a fat, bloody lip. #

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