Hello. It took me TWO HOURS to copy and paste that last fucking post.
Apparently, I’m not allowed to edit it, but I should just be thankful that WordPress allowed me to publish it AT ALL considering it completely devoured my last attempt, which was actually formatted correctly, and left no evidence that it was ever posted.
So I apologize for the pisspoor, hard to read formatting, and I apologize to my subscribers for basically getting spammed by me today.
I’m really fucking over this whole blog thing, motherfuck.
I need to go jab myself with something sharp.
EDIT: I love u Henry. Marry me.