Jan 012009
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 12:45 Got to spend a few hours with Lisa before sending her back to Colorado. Colorado is so lucky.#
  • 12:49 Going to tell my Etsy customers that I have my paintings packaged at a handicapped house so my poor wrap jobs will seem more endearing. #
  • 14:11 iCould watch iCarly all day long. #
  • 18:01 I can’t imagine what life would be like if I had to cook dinner every night. Likely a lot of ER visits. Thank god for Henry. #
  • 18:31 I’m mostly certain my son just said “you’re at the jackass awards.” And earlier he was chanting “psychopath” quietly to himself. #
  • 23:13 McGoogle Schlepper ejaculated in my Schweppes. #

  • 00:59 I feel like someone is in the house but my bitch boyfriend won’t go look!!! I’m calling 911. Or not, according to Henry. #
  • 13:50 Janna and I have a movie date tonight and that ho better bring me flowers! #
  • 19:02 Its been so long since I’ve been to a theater that Janna just asked, “did you KNOW that they play commercials now?” #
  • 23:07 Judging by tonight’s experience, I think it might take another three years for me to see a movie at a theater. #

  • 11:20 The very thought of the Where’s the Band? Tour makes me salivate. #
  • 11:27 With the exception of Tickle Me Elmo, I’ve never hated a toy as badly as I do this airport playset. It disgusts me. #
  • 11:30 Its so poorly made that a simple glance in its general direction will cause pieces to fall off. Like it has leprosy or some shit. HATE. #
  • 15:23 Friendship is a crock of shit. #
  • 16:44 Of course no one here has tylenol. I work with all men. #
  • 18:15 I might start puking now, which would be a new New Years Eve record for me. #
  • 23:41 OMFGJONASBROSWOO! #
  • 10:05 You better bring me a pony, 2009, or I’ll dynamite you. #
  • 10:32 Henry shaved off his beard so now I’m looking for a new boyfriend. Preferrably one who doesn’t look like he has molestation priors. #
  • 11:47 I guess I just don’t understand how a 28 year old “adult” still needs to get permission from mommy to go to parties. #

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  2 Responses to “Tweets Resolve to Listen to Synthpop All Day”

  1. 18:31 I’m mostly certain my son just said “you’re at the jackass awards.” And earlier he was chanting “psychopath” quietly to himself

    oh my… lol.

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