So, supposedly there’s one of those Steelers games on tonight, and Kim and Eleanore are being all football-y and speaking in a lexicon that I am not privy. Oh, but I WOULD be able to join in the revelry if COLLIN had taught me the ins and outs of that dumb sport like he said he would! Can’t I count on anyone anymore?
"We have to win this game, I mean, if they want diamonds and gold," said Eleanore, quite philosophically.
You get diamonds and gold if you win a football game?! I’m signing up Chooch.
"Mmm mmm mmm. Sonofabitch. Play defense now, come on fools." I love listening to Eleanore when the Steelers have their fingers around her proverbial nutsack.