Remember when I was so excited to start my new daylight shift at work because it meant that I would get to spend more time with Chooch? WELL THAT HASN’T HAPPENED. I forgot that in summer, kids go AWOL. Every fucking evening, he’s running around with the neighbor kid and then when he finally comes in for the night, like a fucking outside cat who just wants somewhere dry to sleep, he is a total bitch-boy. I know it’s because that damn neighbor kid is rubbing off on him. AND I DON’T LIKE IT.
Anyway, when I was sitting by the river like a homeless person during my lunchbreak today, I got all wistful and nostalgic and started re-watching some of my Instavids starring Chooch, and then I made a compilation and cried over it because I’m a loser who was abandoned by her kid.
I’m sighing so hard right now. So please enjoy these video clips of my son who forgot that he has a mom. :(
Aren’t kids assholes sometimes? I never matured past 13, CAN’T WE HANG OUT TOGETHER?!
SRSLY! He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s got some quality time with mommy planned on his behalf this weekend. HAHAHA.
Did you notice how he is so musical in every other shot? THIS IS A GOOD, GOOD THING.