Apr 252017
 

Indulge me for a minute or eleven, won’t you. It’s a mother’s right to feel brooding, nostalgic, and downright panicked over the passage of time on their child’s birthday. AFTER ALL, it is all about us. 

So please don’t mind the forthcoming deluge of photos, also known as CHOOCH THRU THE YEARS. 





Happy 11th birthday to my favorite person in the whole world (fine–tied with G-Dragon)! Chooch makes life so exciting and gives me frequent stomach aches from all the laughing fits he causes. He’s scary-smart yet has just enough blond moments to keep him grounded. 

He is my best model and goes along with (most) of my dumb photo shoot ideas. He’s my favorite amusement park partner, my sometimes-concert buddy, and also my biggest frenemy. (We are way too much alike.) 

He can hold his own with a roomful of adults, and his wit is enviable. Get this kid a band to front or a show to host. 

I never thought I could ever be a mom, but I am so glad I met Henry and changed my mind. Chooch is my best creation ever and I love him so much! ❤💖🐱

  6 Responses to “Practically a College Graduate (See Also: Chooch Is 11)”

  1. I really enjoyed that! I love the relationship you two have!!!!!! (Lots of exclamation points for you)

  2. Have you shopped any of those fabulous photos around to magazines? They’re damn good. -Kate

  3. You are a truly outstanding mom.

    And, aww, I still have his birth announcement hanging up in my music room. 11, WTF.

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