May 092008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 15:33 Dear god, thank you for Gossip Girl. #
  • 15:59 Sometimes I’m in the mood for slicing. Like now, I’m thinking of sharp blades and eyeing up my flesh. #
  • 16:50 Christina and I just had one of those faggy ‘I appreciate you’ moments. I need a face-punch now. #
  • 17:16 Bob just told me that when he first started working here, he thought I was 21. #
  • 17:35 I’m not sure what this means but listening to Norma Jean makes me want to both have sex & go on a stabbing spree. Maybe stab whoever I’m fucking #
  • 17:37 i swear i don’t have bones beneath my bed. #
  • 20:04 i never hated the sound of scissors until i started working here. #
  • 20:19 I should be a rapper based solely on my psychotic hatred for cops alone. #
  • 20:20 i made myself so angry about cops the other night that i started laffing uncontrollably and henry was all "this is alarming, u know" #
  • 22:16 Christina just said i’m acting like i showered in espresso and i am LAFFING at that. Laffing. Hahaha. OH BOY. #
  • 08:39 I want christina to move in with us so I can play her and henry off each other. Win/win for me. #
  • 10:06 The last time I felt like this I charged a $3000 business investment to my moms AmEx hahahahaha. #
  • 10:46 Told Christina that Kennywood once had fastest roller coaster& she asked if it was named Erins Emotions. She’s funny sometimes #
  • 12:00 Remember when I wanted to cut off my arm and keep it as a pet? Those were the days.#

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  8 Responses to “Chemically Imbalanced Tweets: Overboard”

  1. Fuckin’ cops! Everyone should hate them!

  2. henry would be the only loser if i moved in with you guys…

    the arm thing… that’s creepy, erin!

  3. “i made myself so angry about cops the other night that i started laffing uncontrollably and henry was all “this is alarming, u know”

    *CRACKING UP*

    This is why I like you so much!!!

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