Jun 162008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 16:38 My hatred makes me physically shake. I need a nice dunk in an isolation tank. #
  • 21:49 Tina and Kim had a fight last night, today they are besties. Not the outcome I had hoped for. #
  • 11:58 Henry just threatened to send me to live with the Mormons because I’m being tantrum-y. #

  • 13:13 Sometimes all it takes to turn my mood around is some mint M&Ms. #
  • 13:38 We’re on a train getting ready to depart on a scenic ride through the rain. #
  • 14:19 Chooch is being an asshole and we’re stuck on this fucking train in the rain. Best day. #
  • 14:25 All the other kids on this train are so tame. #
  • 14:57 I do not perform properly around other kids. #
  • 15:50 Corn chowder, I will always remember you. #
  • 16:17 When chooch acts like an asshole, I tell him Jesus is coming. #
  • 17:01 Henry just bragged that he met Kenny Chesney before he was "famous." I feel like there must be a diary entry somewhere. #
  • 01:03 Today I taught Chooch how to choke himself & say bitchin’. Now he’s watching Lost Boys for the first time. #

  • 15:21 Me: Do u think I’m weird? Henry: I think you need help. #
  • 09:56 Chooch is obsessed with Lost Boys now. He says WHOA then laffs during vamp scenes. I started young too. #

(Ed.Note: A lot of these rhyme, wtf?!)

  4 Responses to “Monster Dump of Tweets”

  1. note to self: Sometimes all it takes to turn my mood around is some mint M&Ms.

    you have the most awesome child known to man!!!

  2. “# When chooch acts like an asshole, I tell him Jesus is coming.”

    *losing it alone with only the cat present* I want to adopt this somehow into my own life.

    # 17:01 Henry just bragged that he met Kenny Chesney before he was “famous.” I feel like there must be a diary entry somewhere.

    PLEASE?

    My former boss used to play that “She Thinks my Tractor’s Sexy” song in the office. Oh, the laughs we all had.

    • I actually kind of liked that one big song he had recently, the one about “take your cat but leave my sweater” because it sounded more like a sappy soft rock love song than a country ballad, so in my mind that was OK. I can’t help my penchant for Lite FM!

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