“Kick him in the nards! KICK.HIM.IN.THE.NARDS!” For twenty years, my only self-defense tactic was something I learned from the 1980’s horror-comedy classic Monster Squad. So when I heard about the Zombie Self-Defense Course being offered down the street from me at a place called Zomburgh, I enrolled. I figured it might be good to add … Continue reading How to Die in the Event of a Rape