Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 09:56 and hey, the walls are going back up. #
- 18:52 I like how GayT&T waits until AFTER I pay my balance to suspend my service. And by AFTER I mean THREE HOURS AFTER. #
- 19:37 A good way to kill yourself might be choking on a handful of wasabi peas. Oh, nevermind; I thought you were asking. #
- 20:25 I hate when I mistake my bangs for a nimble assassin, creepin’ on ah come up. #
- 21:37 SaucAY. #
- 21:29 A thought: Perhaps if I stop sitting at my desk like a five-year-old, I might stop falling out of my seat so much. #
- 22:24 I’m pratfalling all OVER this bitch tonight. I feel like I should travel with a laugh track.#
- 08:42 Deer urine is available for purchase???? I learn A LOT from Henry. #
- 09:11 Chooch is afraid of ice cream scoopers for some reason. Probably not bc I said I was going to scoop his eyes out with it though.#
- 09:43 Lewis acquired a new friend today. His name is Jonny. I predict some fabulous double dutch in the fyootcha. #
- 12:43 I never knew TicTacs could sound so nerve-raping until one wound up in Chooch’s mouth. #
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