Jul 202008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 09:56 and hey, the walls are going back up. #
  • 18:52 I like how GayT&T waits until AFTER I pay my balance to suspend my service. And by AFTER I mean THREE HOURS AFTER. #
  • 19:37 A good way to kill yourself might be choking on a handful of wasabi peas. Oh, nevermind; I thought you were asking. #
  • 20:25 I hate when I mistake my bangs for a nimble assassin, creepin’ on ah come up. #
  • 21:37 SaucAY. #
  • 21:29 A thought: Perhaps if I stop sitting at my desk like a five-year-old, I might stop falling out of my seat so much. #
  • 22:24 I’m pratfalling all OVER this bitch tonight. I feel like I should travel with a laugh track.#

  • 08:42 Deer urine is available for purchase???? I learn A LOT from Henry. #
  • 09:11 Chooch is afraid of ice cream scoopers for some reason. Probably not bc I said I was going to scoop his eyes out with it though.#
  • 09:43 Lewis acquired a new friend today. His name is Jonny. I predict some fabulous double dutch in the fyootcha. #
  • 12:43 I never knew TicTacs could sound so nerve-raping until one wound up in Chooch’s mouth. #

 

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  9 Responses to “Chronically Annoyed Tweets”

  1. death by wasabi peas.

    noted.

  2. I almost choked on a wasabi pea. I inhaled the wasabi and the vapors got up the back of my nose, what a horrible feeling. You could totally die if you stuffed enough of them in your mouth.

  3. Deer urine stinks to high heaven, too!

    My father buys it for hunting and one time he came home with his gear, and it had leaked in his bag. It’s nearly as bad as skunk.

  4. “Deer urine is available for purchase???? I learn A LOT from Henry.”

    *losing it*

    He knows about moss AND hunting!

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