Earth-shattering updates throughout the day, brought to you by Tart-Tits. Please try to continue breathing while taking it all in.
- 14:38 Naked without my Olson twin sunglasses. Squinting like a fucking mole. #
- 14:40 Going back to the Butler County Fair. Double rainbow all the way! #
- 16:49 OMG I SAW KIRK AND ANDREW #
- 19:26 Henry loses all value of the dollar at the fair. I wish I could fiscally unclench long enough to do the same. #
- 19:27 Just want to say a solid thank you to Alisha for pointing out all th deformaties at the fair today. #
- 19:52 Just had to have a convo with a mom AND NOW SHE IS SITTING WITH US WHAT. #
- 19:53 And she just very passively bummed a cigarette from Alisha. She’s said “yinz” 12x so far. #
- 20:00 Lol mom convo twitpic.com/2478f4 #
- 20:10 Now my brother Corey and his gf are here encouraging the awkwardness. #
- 21:56 Goodbye Butler County Fair, you sexy double rainbow bitch. #
- 22:29 A difference btwn Chooch & me: he wants to rip his event wristband off ASAP upon departure; I wear mine til it disinte grates, then I cry. #
- 23:08 My Warped Tour photos, if anyone gives a shit: www.flickr.com/photos/rowdyruby/sets/72157624451547564/ #
- 23:55 It’s against Henry’s religion to laugh at anything I say or write. But he will always laugh every time I fall down the steps. #
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- 11:15 Chooch just made me put earplugs in his ears so he can go upstairs to use the bathroom while Henry is vacuuming. Issues. #
- 11:23 I found my first ever Internet friend, circa 1998, on Facebook and I think my ecstatic message creeped her out. #
- 11:49 Being in Hartford with properly fitted pants, a girl can dream. #
- 13:05 Pissed ppl off at a red light; apparently they don’t appreciate the soul splitting screams of Miss May I. :( #
- 13:22 A super old lady just plopped down next to me on a bench & I’m fighting the urge to stop breathing. #
- 13:23 OH SHE TOTALLY FARTED WHEN SHE STOOD UP TO LEAVE WTF WHY ME. #
- 13:34 At Panera with a girl I haven’t seen in 14 years. Amazing. #
- 17:08 In catching up with Jessy, she asked if I’m still “really clumsy.” Yes, and my clumsiness comes in new flavors now too. #
- 17:14 And then I cried while telling her about Warped Tour. Slap me. #
- 20:05 Yo, it’s a BLOG BASH, double rainbow all the way!: Hi! Apparently this is a Blog Bash! I’m not very social in the … bit.ly/dbtadb #
- 20:26 Fran on Hell’s Kitchen looks like she’s a Seth MacFarlane creation. #
- 20:29 Wish I was there, so badly:( RT @VansWarpedTour The sky looks rad! twitpic.com/24j2pc #
- 20:48 I’m so much of a loser, I’m a looser. #
- 23:55 The Phil Mickelson Rolex commercial is SO INTENSE OMG. (Like a double rainbow, but you knew that.) #
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