Collin Update

Reporting from Work

Jan 242008

Collin likes looking at womens shoes online. And singing about Apple Bottom jeans and cyclones.

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3 Responses to “Collin Update”

Romanian Anorexic says:

January 25, 2008 at 4:55 pm

collin is such a gaybo.

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- Tuna Tar-Tart says:
  
  January 25, 2008 at 5:02 pm
  
  This is true, Christina. But I have to be honest — it’s interesting sitting close to a real life gaybo and observing their habitat. I have a really good view.
  
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- Tuna Tar-Tart says:
  
  January 25, 2008 at 5:13 pm
  
  Wait — Romanian Anorexic?? Lol.
  
  Reply

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