The Secret Santa gift exchange at work is this Friday and I’m proud to say that I’m 100% ready. Since yesterday. Five whole days early. This is unlike me.
The girl I shopped for is 18 and cool like me; she likes music that I like, and nautical things and her favorite colors are red, yellow, orange, and brown. I bought her a bunch of little things, and then I decided to try and be an ultra-sweetheart with a center of pure delight and honeyed raindrops. So I painted her a picture of an anchor garden.
Lookie, the flowers are all blooming in her FAVORITE COLORS. See how I did that, combined two things on her list? See that?
I’m a bit intimidated though, because she’s a real artist (according to my boss) and not a fake poseur ass ho-bitch artist like me.
Dying to know who got me. Sneaking suspicion says Tina.Tags: anchor, bitch, boss, favorite colors, flowers, poseur, raindrops, red yellow orange and brown, secret santa gift exchange, sweetheart, undefined, yellow orange