When I was on my yacht rock kick last weekend, this old Benny Mardones video came on the YouTube playlist and I considered living the rest of my life in chastity, to be honest, because holy shit wow ew holy creepy predatorville.
I used to LOVE this song when I was younger too and never actually saw the music video for it until maybe 10 years ago and I remember feeling shocked to the core, because if Benny Mardones was calling me up on a payphone, I 100% would change my number with a quickness.
Have I posted about this before? I feel like I may have. It’s nuts to think that there was ever a time when it was “ok” for something like this to exist!
I guess when I was a teenager, I just shrugged off the lyrics? MAYBE I LIKED IT?
IS THIS WHY I ENDED UP WITH AN OPPA 14 YEARS MY SENIOR?
Shit. It all adds up.
Anyway, watch that video. Sweet dreams!
HOLY SHIT Henry just Wiki’d him and he just fucking died on June 29 of this year! And then he just screamed, “HE WAS 33 WHEN HE WROTE THAT SONG!
ABOUT A 16 YEAR OLD!” As if Henry isn’t a cradle robber too.