Jun 172008

Ever since Tina came back to night shift, she has, as I’ve previously mentioned, been the proverbial dingleberry to Eleanore’s ass. They are absolutely inseparable, which is confusingly funny to me considering the amount of bitching and moaning Eleanore did upon discovery of Tina’s eventual return.

Last Friday, Tina was mad at Kim; a lingering anger from the fight the two of them had the night before. (Basically, it all stemmed from Tina having Know-It-All Syndrome which comes with that nasty side effect of Must-Have-Last-Word — which I hear really leaves a nasty coating on your tongue and makes you sound like you’re coughing up phlegm every time you laugh — and Kim telling her she can’t stand her.) Knowing that we were all supposed to order Chinese food together, Tina brought in her own, and was ever so kind enough to bring Eleanore some too. Fuck, she sucks on Eleanore’s ass so hard it makes you wonder if she gurgles with her shit, too. But for real Tina: way to stick it to Kim. God forbid Kim and I had to order food all by ourselves. I bet Kim couldn’t tell if her food just had too much soy sauce on it or if she was eating the tears she had shed from being excluded from the cool club.

A few moments ago, we all had to go outside and move our cars to the valet area because people are surveying the lot. I walked back in with Kim and Tina and we bumped into Eleanore, who was talking to another employee. Kim, growing impatient of holding the door for Tina, turned and said, “Aren’t you coming?” Seeing that Tina had fallen back and firmly lodged herself inside Eleanore’s asshole, Kim answered her own question. “Oh I forgot, you have to hold Eleanore’s hand.”

It’s the proudest I’ve ever been of my boss.

  7 Responses to “A Little Bit of Tina-ing”

  1. they seem on the surface like such an odd pairing…

    LOL at kim! that’s awesome that she said that.
    did you manage to keep from laughing????

  2. So Tina doesn’t get along with any of the management there? She’s a winner! Good for Kim, seriously. Maybe Tina will decide that the boss during the day is less hostile towards her and go back?

    • I think Tina views it as flirting. She kind of hangs around Kim’s cube, all harbinger-like, and I know it gets on Kim’s nerves. The thing she said today was light-hearted (kind of) but they really did get into it last week and it was awesome-tastic!

  3. I honestly don’t know how you do it, Erin. You are a strong lil bitch. I couldn’t handle that night crew. I’d go postal.

    • I have to steel myself most nights, I swear. The worst part is that ever since we got our seats changed, Eleanore has gradually stopped talking to me, so there’s tension and then there’s the thing with the scissors, and it’s just insane around here. The dynamic has changed so much, and I almost feel like Tina and Eleanore purposely try to exclude me. Not that I care all that much, but you know — sends me back to high school.

    • Yeah I know what you mean. I actually felt that way a lot of the times when Alicia and Kristy sat over by me. Sometimes they’d email conversations to each other and laugh out loud about it. I always felt paranoid because of that.

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