

My weekend was full of unicorns, Halloween desk decorating blueprints, Hare Krishnas, pretty-haired friends and glorious cafeterias; while it was incredibly fun, I’m looking forward to winding down with a night of MTV reality smut. I EARNED IT, YOU GUYS.
I’m going to sleep well tonight.
I can’t wait to see a full photo session with that mask. It freaks me out and makes me happy all at the same time. I told Brandy she should come get me so we could cruise State with it and freak people out.
Years ago, my asshole ex-bff and I used to drive around with me wearing my pig mask, which is one of the most frightening masks ever, like something a serial killer would totally wear. The reactions I’d get was priceless. My favorite was when we pulled up to a Denny’s and I stared through the window at some man while he was trying to eat a burger.
Man, I got so much use out of that damn mask.