I was comissioned on Etsy to make a Charles Manson Christmas card, which I had been wanting to do since I started this line two years ago. There is almost too much to choose from with that case, though, and I kept putting it off.
Still, I accepted this girl’s request, and had three weeks to come up with something. The deadline was today. I didn’t even start it until today, but that’s good because pressure always works as a good swift kick to my ass.
So now I’m proud to introduce good ol’ Charlie into my line of dumb cards.
“Call up the Family from the Haight
Set a plate for Sharon Tate
Bring out the China and fancy napkins
And pour some egg nog for Susan Atkins.
Drape some flowers from the tree
And put out a tray of LSD
Slaughter the best pig from Spahn Ranch
(Hope the blood doesn’t make you blanch.)
I don’t want a belt or a sweater to make me swelter
All I want from Santa is Helter Skelter
So please, don’t think of me as a sinner
When I bring Charles Manson to Christmas dinner.”
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Do you sell anywhere besides Etsy? Like, if I don’t have an Etsy account, can I still order stuff from you?
As far as e-shops go, I only sell on etsy, but if you would like to make a direct purchase, we could do it through PayPal. Just let me know!
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OMG that’s gold! I just read it for Peanut and he said “read it again!” and so I did, and he read it with me. How cute is that?
If you have any more, I’d like to purchase a couple…
Aw Peanut! That’s really cute, lol!
I make them to order so I have as many as you need, just let me know and I can adjust the quantity before you purchase! Plus I have the 5- and 10-card sets. :)
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i love this one. i think it might be my new favorite from your collection…
i particularly like:
“I don’t want a belt or a sweater to make me swelter
All I want from Santa is Helter Skelter”
you PwN.
Hehe. Great card! You did a good job with it! Even with all that content you had to pick from and all. Might be one of my favs!
I know what you have been saying about me i do not think it is funny i am coming to get you i must have vengeance
Fucking brilliant, as always.
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