Jan 9 2008

iron curtain of privacy

Category: Reporting from Work

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I had to fashion my own privacy wall. It’ll do for now, but I’m thinking I’ll have to bring in some duct tape, peanut butter and a sheet of drywall in order to MacGyver something proper-like; something that would make Walter Ulbricht proud.

It’s really boring over here. Collin’s hobby is “looking at cars,” and that’s all he does here.

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I was hoping he’d be into something less vanilla, like perhaps handling snapping turtles or wearing studded leather masks while eating buttered popcorn jelly beans.

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I thought for sure I’d move over here and be awash in talk of strippers and the Cuban mafia and Lithuanian knife-fighting.

Not so much. I get to hear about custom paint jobs. And horsepower and torque, which would be awesome if it had anything to do with sex.

I might turn this site into an 8-hour Collin/Bob watch, because they’re just that interesting. I’ll be back later, perhaps to report on Bob’s refilled coffee mug.

6 comments

6 Comments so far

  1. Alyson Hell January 10th, 2008 6:48 am

    Wow. What a masculine area you’ve moved to!

  2. Tart January 10th, 2008 8:48 am

    And I still get to hear Eleanore bitching about life! She didn’t say anything to me last night. Nothing.

  3. Bueno Mexicana January 10th, 2008 7:21 am

    beep…beep… beep.

    BIG HEAD ALERT.

    no, not the picture of chooch- your pal collin.

  4. Tart January 10th, 2008 8:49 am

    That’s how people know they’re “in” — when I write about them openly. You know you would probably freak if I ever stopped talking shit on you!

  5. Amelia January 10th, 2008 9:58 am

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/10/us/10divorce.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

    Um, WTF.

  6. Tart January 10th, 2008 4:31 pm

    OMG! And LJ no less!

    Can you imagine how far Henry could run with that?

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