May 13 2008

This Blog is about to get ANGRIER

Category: Reporting from Work

The verdict is in and Tina is officially crossing back over to the night shift. Every muscle in my body is petrified from nerves, horror, anger and disgust.

Before she left today, she cheerfully exclaimed, "Soon I’ll be saying hi to you instead of good night!" and as she turned the corner, I tersely whispered "Yay" and then searched my desk for a noose.

And she has new facial scabs that she’ll be bringing with her. You know what else she’ll be bringing?

  1. An argumentative hunger.
  2. A desire to talk to me about sex.
  3. Bull-headed opinions.
  4. Constant reminder that she was in the Service.
  5. A high-pitched voice full of whine and entitlement.
  6. A phlegm-y laugh full of perversion and sleaze.
  7. Camel toe.

Can’t wait.

Bob thinks this is funny. Apparently he derives pleasure from my pain, so I guess I have more frienemies here than I thought!

9 comments

9 Comments so far

  1. Bueno Mexicana May 13th, 2008 3:37 pm

    i’m not happy about this for your sake… BUT- i am happy for the humorous blogging to come!!!!!

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart May 13th, 2008 4:02 pm

    HAR HAR HAR!!!!

  3. ladyproxy May 13th, 2008 3:48 pm

    Have you met the new guy yet? I’ve only said hi but I was wondering if you were around while he was being trained?

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart May 13th, 2008 3:58 pm

    He’s been staying until 5 but he’s SO QUIET. Kim said he’s the son of one of the VPs so I’m careful of what I say around him, lol.

  5. Alyson Hell May 14th, 2008 11:10 am

    “# Constant reminder that she was in the Service.”

    What is it with these Service people? They just can’t let it go!

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart May 15th, 2008 9:04 pm

    It’s like a cult!

  7. Amelia May 14th, 2008 11:33 am

    Hoooooooooooooboy.

    Lucky you!

    Damnit girl, I miss hearing from you. HOW YOU BE?

  8. Tuna Tar-Tart May 15th, 2008 9:04 pm

    I’m kind of all over the place, to be honest.

    How are you?

  9. Amelia May 16th, 2008 2:16 pm

    Okay. Busy. Dating this dude, writing the advice blarg (crisisavertedwithadvice.blogspot.com), not being depressed much, eating cookies. You know how I do.

    Email me? I worry.

    xoxoxoxoxoooo

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