I’m far from home with Henry and Chooch. Henry and I are at each other’s throats and he keeps calling me a retard and I almost got hit by a car trying to take a picture of a sign and Henry won’t stop for directions and he’s threatened to dump me in a river and you know how I hate bodies of water and we just passed a big billboard for Adult World and I want to go but that kid is with us.
I feel like this is the beginning of a horror movie.
And I just pinched the skin of my arm trying to grab Chooch’s fucking sippy cup. Do not want to be in this car anymore.
Ooh! We just passed the Cheese House!