Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 12:44 I’ve been sittong here with a truck on my head for twenty minutes. #
- 12:45 Also, sitting. #
- 13:38 HELLO EMPLOYMENT. # **
- 19:29 Thinking about papering my walls with purple velvet. #
- 19:38 Crazy Mocha does the whole “hair-in-beverage” gimmick one better by making it an entire clump. Delicious. #
- 19:53 Got replacement coffee but cringe every time I sip, in fear of slurping up more mange. #
- 20:58 Chooch is tantruming because we left the “ween store”. Unforch, that’s Chooch-speak for Halloween, not weener. #
- 21:54 Chooch is burning up the remainder of his energy by dancing seizurely to Weird Paul. I approve. #
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**Yeah, so I guess no traces of narcotics were detected in my urine sample, and I got the job! I’m going in today to fill out some paperwork and talk about training. I’m pretty amped. I’ve had good feelings about this place from the start. Now I can continue to buy myself the weekly presents I’ve grown accustomed to.