Sep 182008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 12:44 I’ve been sittong here with a truck on my head for twenty minutes. #
  • 12:45 Also, sitting. #
  • 13:38 HELLO EMPLOYMENT. #  **
  • 19:29 Thinking about papering my walls with purple velvet. #
  • 19:38 Crazy Mocha does the whole “hair-in-beverage” gimmick one better by making it an entire clump. Delicious. #
  • 19:53 Got replacement coffee but cringe every time I sip, in fear of slurping up more mange. #
  • 20:58 Chooch is tantruming because we left the “ween store”. Unforch, that’s Chooch-speak for Halloween, not weener. #
  • 21:54 Chooch is burning up the remainder of his energy by dancing seizurely to Weird Paul. I approve. #

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**Yeah, so I guess no traces of narcotics were detected in my urine sample, and I got the job! I’m going in today to fill out some paperwork and talk about training. I’m pretty amped. I’ve had good feelings about this place from the start. Now I can continue to buy myself the weekly presents I’ve grown accustomed to.

  8 Responses to “Hairy Tweets”

  1. congrats on your job acquisition! i have recently become employed, myself. i should probably blog about that…

  2. CONGRATUMAFUCKENLATIONS!!!

  3. Congrats mang!!!!

  4. awesome on the job tip!!!!!

    they are in for a treat. not only are you a great employee- but you’re also extremely entertaining! :)

  5. A belated congrats on the job! :)

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