Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 18:56 Creepy Uncle-Type just gave me his number. #
- 00:03 The only way I know to get my brain to shut off is by hitting myself in the head with a frying pan. #
- 12:34 I love the word “ointment.” #
- 14:10 WORDPRESS I HATE YOU SUCK A DICK FUCKER #
- 15:07 You know that shrill tone 5yo’s adopt when something’s not going their way? Hello. Me. Right now. #
- 15:26 I keep getting some rogue trackback that contaminates my blog. You know its bad when Henry sits down and rolls up his sleeves. #
- 15:50 Henry saved the day!!! #
- 16:08 I ran out of patience 5 minutes before I woke up today. I’ve been snapping like rubberband ever since. #
- 16:24 I want to re-record that gay “Had a Bad Day” pop song as a death metal cover. #
- 18:22 Dare I say, I think I might need a hug. #
- 20:49 The Terrible Day ended with one of the guys passing off a bottle of Merlot to me. COME TO MAMA. #
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