Jan 21

I Looze

Category: Reporting from Work

Well, I made it an hour and eighteen minutes here at work before calling Collin a name, and I don’t even have the satisfaction of saying it was for using something awesome, like "dickgagger" or "albinoblower." No, I called him the very vanilla G-rated insult of "jerk." What is this, 1946? Jeepers, I’m progressive. I think that this shouldn’t count.

18 comments

18 Comments so far

  1. Tuna Tar-Tart January 21st, 2008 6:42 pm

    Testing.

  2. Bueno Mexicana January 21st, 2008 6:42 pm

    that doesn’t count!

    redo!

  3. Tuna Tar-Tart January 21st, 2008 6:44 pm

    That’s what I say! Calling Collin names is as essential as breathing. It’s impossible for me to abstain.

  4. Kara January 21st, 2008 7:16 pm

    That was just a practice run, it totally doesnt count. Your week starts now!

  5. Tuna Tar-Tart January 21st, 2008 8:15 pm

    i’ve been really good since my slip up!

  6. aafetzer January 21st, 2008 8:12 pm

    Jerk is an insult?

  7. Tuna Tar-Tart January 21st, 2008 8:13 pm

    well, it counts as name-calling, whether it’s insulting or not.

    i play by the rules.

  8. priest January 21st, 2008 8:12 pm

    I’m sorry cereal, but by the power vested in me by our 17 year old mayor, that name does in fact count…..you lose.

  9. Tuna Tar-Tart January 21st, 2008 8:14 pm

    i think the fact that it’s 2008 should be enough to overrule my slip-up. I mean, like the person above this comment said — is it even an insult??

  10. Tuna Tar-Tart January 21st, 2008 11:16 pm

    D.J.C.

  11. Member # 235 January 21st, 2008 9:02 pm

    Golly gee, you and your cussing, Erin. Bullying in the workplace is frowned upon! But I think you can overlook it this once. =)

  12. Tuna Tar-Tart January 21st, 2008 9:20 pm

    OINORITE?!?!

    First, I’m fake. Then a liar who likes the Cure. Now I’m a CUSSER too.

    I should just kill myself. If I didn’t have so many BBFs I just might.

  13. Kara January 22nd, 2008 9:34 am

    Erin, you dont have bffs, you have cult members remember?
    Time to get back to cutting yourself like the depressed 13 year old you try to be! :P

    And GASP at the horror. Had I known you were a cusser I never would have become a member. Time to find the koolaid, I cant live with this anymore!!

  14. cynthia January 21st, 2008 10:08 pm

    jerk isn’t an insult, because thats his title. like… mr. or misses… he’s Jerk Collin, so it’s cool.

  15. Bueno Mexicana January 21st, 2008 10:10 pm

    yeah!

  16. Tuna Tar-Tart January 21st, 2008 10:11 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA! This is the funniest night ever!

  17. Bill January 22nd, 2008 5:05 pm

    I say you didn’t call him a name, you called him a verb which is not name calling at all!

  18. Tuna Tar-Tart January 22nd, 2008 5:44 pm

    I like your reasoning, Bill!

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