Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 13:31 I should NOT be crying over Duff Goldman’s Chefography. I need a shot of hate. #
- 18:03 Today a fifty-something year old crossdresser told me I’m weird. I laffed. #
- 19:33 I live for tattling on my son. Its all "HENRY! CHOOCH IS STICKING OUT HIS TONGUE AT ME!" over here. #
- 11:17 Talking to henry about solid cherry caskets while our son begs for trail mix. should be a song. #
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i love that these are true.
i guarantee ppl think you’re kidding!!!!
BUT YOU AREN’T!!!!
I know! Well, except maybe for the tracheotomy ones.
why don’t rich white ppl pour champagne for their homies when they die?
dunno, but i’d totally pour some grape Manischewitz for you, my homie.
thx. i want a kosher funeral.
p.s of course i didn’t know what manischewitz was… so my joke is thx to google.
just thought i’d put that out there.
dude, i totally figured because it wasn’t very bulky.