What the Tweet?

 tweets
Apr 142008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 13:31 I should NOT be crying over Duff Goldman’s Chefography. I need a shot of hate. #
  • 18:03 Today a fifty-something year old crossdresser told me I’m weird. I laffed. #
  • 19:33 I live for tattling on my son. Its all "HENRY! CHOOCH IS STICKING OUT HIS TONGUE AT ME!" over here. #
  • 11:17 Talking to henry about solid cherry caskets while our son begs for trail mix. should be a song. #

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  7 Responses to “What the Tweet?”

  1. Bueno Mexicana says:
    April 14, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    i love that these are true.

    i guarantee ppl think you’re kidding!!!!
    BUT YOU AREN’T!!!!

    Reply
  2. Bueno Mexicana says:
    April 14, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    why don’t rich white ppl pour champagne for their homies when they die?

    Reply
  3. Bueno Mexicana says:
    April 14, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    p.s of course i didn’t know what manischewitz was… so my joke is thx to google.

    just thought i’d put that out there.

    Reply

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