Apr 14

What the Tweet?

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 13:31 I should NOT be crying over Duff Goldman’s Chefography. I need a shot of hate. #
  • 18:03 Today a fifty-something year old crossdresser told me I’m weird. I laffed. #
  • 19:33 I live for tattling on my son. Its all "HENRY! CHOOCH IS STICKING OUT HIS TONGUE AT ME!" over here. #
  • 11:17 Talking to henry about solid cherry caskets while our son begs for trail mix. should be a song. #

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7 comments

7 Comments so far

  1. Bueno Mexicana April 14th, 2008 6:06 pm

    i love that these are true.

    i guarantee ppl think you’re kidding!!!!
    BUT YOU AREN’T!!!!

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart April 14th, 2008 6:30 pm

    I know! Well, except maybe for the tracheotomy ones.

  3. Bueno Mexicana April 14th, 2008 6:21 pm

    why don’t rich white ppl pour champagne for their homies when they die?

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart April 14th, 2008 6:29 pm

    dunno, but i’d totally pour some grape Manischewitz for you, my homie.

  5. Bueno Mexicana April 14th, 2008 6:43 pm

    thx. i want a kosher funeral.

  6. Bueno Mexicana April 14th, 2008 6:44 pm

    p.s of course i didn’t know what manischewitz was… so my joke is thx to google.

    just thought i’d put that out there.

  7. Tuna Tar-Tart April 14th, 2008 6:54 pm

    dude, i totally figured because it wasn’t very bulky.

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