Apr 142008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 13:31 I should NOT be crying over Duff Goldman’s Chefography. I need a shot of hate. #
  • 18:03 Today a fifty-something year old crossdresser told me I’m weird. I laffed. #
  • 19:33 I live for tattling on my son. Its all "HENRY! CHOOCH IS STICKING OUT HIS TONGUE AT ME!" over here. #
  • 11:17 Talking to henry about solid cherry caskets while our son begs for trail mix. should be a song. #

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  7 Responses to “What the Tweet?”

  1. i love that these are true.

    i guarantee ppl think you’re kidding!!!!
    BUT YOU AREN’T!!!!

  2. why don’t rich white ppl pour champagne for their homies when they die?

  3. p.s of course i didn’t know what manischewitz was… so my joke is thx to google.

    just thought i’d put that out there.

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