Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 13:05 Could really go for the stench of Play-Doh right about now. #
- 17:39 Good. Someone’s puking in the bathroom at work. I haven’t heard vomiting since……oh, yesterday. #
- 18:19 You know what I hate? Disenchantment. Fuck! #
- 20:21 Why does popcorn suddenly reek of urine to me??? Oh god I hope I’m not prego. #
- 23:12 Doing that thing where I plot grand schemes in my head. Ho-ho-ho-shit. #
- 00:31 @ohidontthinkso if i AM prego, i have your address and a basket. #
- 10:24 Going to zoo. Hopefully will find good ppl to stalk. #
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