Apr 232008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 13:05 Could really go for the stench of Play-Doh right about now. #
  • 17:39 Good. Someone’s puking in the bathroom at work. I haven’t heard vomiting since……oh, yesterday. #
  • 18:19 You know what I hate? Disenchantment. Fuck! #
  • 20:21 Why does popcorn suddenly reek of urine to me??? Oh god I hope I’m not prego. #
  • 23:12 Doing that thing where I plot grand schemes in my head. Ho-ho-ho-shit. #
  • 00:31 @ohidontthinkso if i AM prego, i have your address and a basket. #
  • 10:24 Going to zoo. Hopefully will find good ppl to stalk. #

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  5 Responses to “Gay Ass Mothershitting Tweets”

  1. oh man, prego???
    i’ll take any new kids if idontthinkso doesn’t!!!

    i think you have the best grand schemes.

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