Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 13:05 Could really go for the stench of Play-Doh right about now. #
- 17:39 Good. Someone’s puking in the bathroom at work. I haven’t heard vomiting since……oh, yesterday. #
- 18:19 You know what I hate? Disenchantment. Fuck! #
- 20:21 Why does popcorn suddenly reek of urine to me??? Oh god I hope I’m not prego. #
- 23:12 Doing that thing where I plot grand schemes in my head. Ho-ho-ho-shit. #
- 00:31 @ohidontthinkso if i AM prego, i have your address and a basket. #
- 10:24 Going to zoo. Hopefully will find good ppl to stalk. #
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oh man, prego???
i’ll take any new kids if idontthinkso doesn’t!!!
i think you have the best grand schemes.
I love kids and all, but you can have them. Ill stick to my cat and my kitchen gadgets thanks.
Oh come on, the second coming of Chooch and you’re gonna give it up to a Mexican??
cats and gadgets are cool- but babies are better!
mexicans make great parent, THANK YOU.
we have to be- we usually have about 10.
p.s i love how my comment makes me sound like i speak broken english.