Gay Ass Mothershitting Tweets

Apr 23

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

13:05 Could really go for the stench of Play-Doh right about now. #
17:39 Good. Someone’s puking in the bathroom at work. I haven’t heard vomiting since……oh, yesterday. #
18:19 You know what I hate? Disenchantment. Fuck! #
20:21 Why does popcorn suddenly reek of urine to me??? Oh god I hope I’m not prego. #
23:12 Doing that thing where I plot grand schemes in my head. Ho-ho-ho-shit. #
00:31 @ohidontthinkso if i AM prego, i have your address and a basket. #
10:24 Going to zoo. Hopefully will find good ppl to stalk.
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Bueno Mexicana April 24th, 2008 9:42 am

oh man, prego???
i’ll take any new kids if idontthinkso doesn’t!!!

i think you have the best grand schemes.
kara April 24th, 2008 1:09 pm

Thats me.

I love kids and all, but you can have them. Ill stick to my cat and my kitchen gadgets thanks.
Tuna Tar-Tart April 24th, 2008 4:34 pm

Oh come on, the second coming of Chooch and you’re gonna give it up to a Mexican??
Bueno Mexicana April 25th, 2008 7:35 am

cats and gadgets are cool- but babies are better!

mexicans make great parent, THANK YOU.

we have to be- we usually have about 10.
Bueno Mexicana April 25th, 2008 7:36 am

p.s i love how my comment makes me sound like i speak broken english.