Jun 28

In the car

Category: blackberry post

Dear Blog,
I’m far from home with Henry and Chooch. Henry and I are at each other’s throats and he keeps calling me a retard and I almost got hit by a car trying to take a picture of a sign and Henry won’t stop for directions and he’s threatened to dump me in a river and you know how I hate bodies of water and we just passed a big billboard for Adult World and I want to go but that kid is with us.

I feel like this is the beginning of a horror movie.

And I just pinched the skin of my arm trying to grab Chooch’s fucking sippy cup.

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Do not want to be in this car anymore.

Ooh! We just passed the Cheese House!

7 comments

7 Comments so far

  1. Bueno Mexicana June 28th, 2008 5:47 pm

    oh my… i hope you all make it out alive.

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart June 30th, 2008 8:08 am

    barely!

  3. Michelle June 28th, 2008 11:35 pm

    See, I know you’re not in Michigan because if you were it would be the Cheese Haus. That’s how we roll.

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart June 30th, 2008 8:08 am

    Do you guys have signs for grilled cheese every ten miles like in Wisconsin? I think that’s my favorite state.

  5. Fonda Bruises June 29th, 2008 9:21 pm

    Cheese House as in Blairsville, PA?

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart June 30th, 2008 8:07 am

    Yep, that’s the one. I wanted to stop but Henry never stops.

  7. Alyson Hell July 2nd, 2008 1:32 pm

    THIS! This is why I love you!

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