Soul-Numbing Tweets

Jul 3

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

16:43 Today Henry said I looked like a hooker. Guess I’m further along in reaching my goals than I thought #
21:32 Enjoying the dulcet tones of Tina masticating popcorn. #
21:34 Fuck that kernel UP, Tina! Fuck it up! #

13:17 About to have a therapy appointment. I mean, get my hair done. #
23:17 Cinematic Sunrise. Vodka. Noose. = Potentially perfect trifecta. #
08:48 Had a nightmare about my supposed best friend so now I hate her. #
08:49 It involved two chainsaws, two welding masks, and 15,000 pounds of unbridled fear. #
09:14 @buenomexicana YES IDIOT #
11:07 Henry cutting the grass is a true spectator sport. Chooch even has popcorn. #

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Bueno Mexicana July 3rd, 2008 1:16 pm

21:32 Enjoying the dulcet tones of Tina masticating popcorn.

mmm. sounds delicious!!!!!

11:07 Henry cutting the grass is a true spectator sport. Chooch even has popcorn.

another tweet mentioning popcorn? hmm…
remember when henry and chris worked on the lawn mower together!?!?!?! ohhhhhh that was sooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Tuna Tar-Tart July 3rd, 2008 4:20 pm

popcorn on the brain, i guess!
merrymerry July 4th, 2008 2:18 am

21:34 Fuck that kernal UP, Tina! Fuck it up!

that has to be the FUNNIEST fucking thing i have heard all week. i really cannot stop laughing!