Jul 032008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 16:43 Today Henry said I looked like a hooker. Guess I’m further along in reaching my goals than I thought #
  • 21:32 Enjoying the dulcet tones of Tina masticating popcorn. #
  • 21:34 Fuck that kernel UP, Tina! Fuck it up! #

  • 13:17 About to have a therapy appointment. I mean, get my hair done. #
  • 23:17 Cinematic Sunrise. Vodka. Noose. = Potentially perfect trifecta. #
  • 08:48 Had a nightmare about my supposed best friend so now I hate her. #
  • 08:49 It involved two chainsaws, two welding masks, and 15,000 pounds of unbridled fear. #
  • 09:14 @buenomexicana YES IDIOT #
  • 11:07 Henry cutting the grass is a true spectator sport. Chooch even has popcorn. #

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  3 Responses to “Soul-Numbing Tweets”

  1. 21:32 Enjoying the dulcet tones of Tina masticating popcorn.

    mmm. sounds delicious!!!!!

    11:07 Henry cutting the grass is a true spectator sport. Chooch even has popcorn.

    another tweet mentioning popcorn? hmm…
    remember when henry and chris worked on the lawn mower together!?!?!?! ohhhhhh that was sooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  2. 21:34 Fuck that kernal UP, Tina! Fuck it up!

    that has to be the FUNNIEST fucking thing i have heard all week. i really cannot stop laughing!

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