Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 16:43 Today Henry said I looked like a hooker. Guess I’m further along in reaching my goals than I thought #
- 21:32 Enjoying the dulcet tones of Tina masticating popcorn. #
- 21:34 Fuck that kernel UP, Tina! Fuck it up! #
- 13:17 About to have a therapy appointment. I mean, get my hair done. #
- 23:17 Cinematic Sunrise. Vodka. Noose. = Potentially perfect trifecta. #
- 08:48 Had a nightmare about my supposed best friend so now I hate her. #
- 08:49 It involved two chainsaws, two welding masks, and 15,000 pounds of unbridled fear. #
- 09:14 @buenomexicana YES IDIOT #
- 11:07 Henry cutting the grass is a true spectator sport. Chooch even has popcorn. #
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21:32 Enjoying the dulcet tones of Tina masticating popcorn.
mmm. sounds delicious!!!!!
11:07 Henry cutting the grass is a true spectator sport. Chooch even has popcorn.
another tweet mentioning popcorn? hmm…
remember when henry and chris worked on the lawn mower together!?!?!?! ohhhhhh that was sooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
popcorn on the brain, i guess!
21:34 Fuck that kernal UP, Tina! Fuck it up!
that has to be the FUNNIEST fucking thing i have heard all week. i really cannot stop laughing!