Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 16:43 Today Henry said I looked like a hooker. Guess I’m further along in reaching my goals than I thought #
- 21:32 Enjoying the dulcet tones of Tina masticating popcorn. #
- 21:34 Fuck that kernel UP, Tina! Fuck it up! #
- 13:17 About to have a therapy appointment. I mean, get my hair done. #
- 23:17 Cinematic Sunrise. Vodka. Noose. = Potentially perfect trifecta. #
- 08:48 Had a nightmare about my supposed best friend so now I hate her. #
- 08:49 It involved two chainsaws, two welding masks, and 15,000 pounds of unbridled fear. #
- 09:14 @buenomexicana YES IDIOT #
- 11:07 Henry cutting the grass is a true spectator sport. Chooch even has popcorn. #
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