Urgent. Will die without reading.

• 09:35 My family pulled through and paid off a loan I took out for them. Shock and gratitude make me feel giddy.#
• 10:02 Great. Chooch just learned about blood and stabbing. Surprisingly, not from anything I did! #
• 16:07 what would possess someone to trim their nails at work. you can’t wait till you’re home to do your grooming? disgusting.#
• 17:45 I’m not taking my time anymore #
• 19:32 I’m going to answer every question with "wasabi." At least for the next three minutes. #
• 19:37 @buenomexicana horse semen. #
• 20:51 I want to be sexually harassed in a foreign language. #

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• 07:54 Wish I had a Neil Diamond in my pocket. #
• 09:34 Krush Groove only got one star? But Sheila E was so GOOD in it? #
• 14:27 Maybe if we turned every meal into Freezepops, Chooch would actually eat. Beef stew freezepop, coming right up. #
• 16:12 I sold my favorite painting today. So sad. Wouldn’t be so bad if I could visit it. Maybe get monthly updates, Christmas cards. #
• 18:54 Sometimes coating a Slip n Slide with mashed potatoes and going hogwild sounds like a fine idea. Next game night’s featured attraction. #
• 19:45 I work with school children. #
• 12:06 A beautiful day for shutting down. #

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