Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 09:43 I wish the fair in the Hidden Valley Ranch commercial was real. I’d have my next birthday party there. #
- 11:14 Tried with no success to remove a stuck nickel from Chooch’s wagon. Two seconds later he says MOMMY LOOK as he rescues it with ease. Bested by a 2yo. Great. #
- 11:14 I was even using a KNIFE for shits sake. #
- 11:22 Chooch & I walked to the bank. Didn’t realize how filthy he was until we were standing in front of the teller. me & my boxcar kid. #
- 15:20 Its peanut butter murder time. #
- 16:00 Three banks, one bill collector brouhaha, and a post office later, and now you can hardboil eggs in my blood. #
- 16:26 U know ur in erin’s crib when u hear things like: Give me a Gacy. We’re out of Dahmers. You got glue on Bathory! Got an order for 2 Geins. #
- 17:10 Setting up a liposuction soda shop on my back porch. Free refills with purchase of large frothy fat float. #
- 17:56 twitpic.com/7l77 – Dear Twitter, don’t know what this is, but its good. #
- 10:29 If I was president, an infinite surplus of bubbles would fill the air. And there would be nude traveling circuses. #
- 10:38 This morning, I inadvertently listened to worship music & liked it. Satan will surely rape me w/ corn cobs tonight for my penance. #
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