Aug 302008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 16:07 removed my phone from under my ass, noticed I was on hold w/ my friend Lisa & connected w/Janna. Ass-dialing, I’m a gold medalist. #
  • 09:58 I need a spitoon for when I play poker. And then I need to learn how to play poker. #
  • 15:28 HENRY JUST TURNED DOWN MY MUSIC. THIS is why he’s on my Asshole Parade t-shirt. #
  • 15:48 Detective Henry is questioning the neighbors about the syringe I found outside. If he was on Days of Our Lives, he’d be in the ISA. #
  • 16:21 Henry to me, with disgust: “calm down. Blake gets in the car and you lose 10 yrs.” #
  • 17:02 Blake and I just unsuccessfully tried to find henry something fashionable to wear to a wedding. Henrys motto is DO NOT LIKE! #
  • 17:07 – YOU SUCK #
  • 19:02 There’s a scene kid in my car! #
  • 00:34 Sleepover at my house, holla. #
  • 01:20 Watching MTV Hits with Christina while Blake is trying to sleep on the chair. Not as exciting as my riotous laughter makes it sound. #
  • 11:26 Christina just admitted to being the equivalent of a 15-year-old boy. #
  • 12:11 @GraveDirt Henry loves Sheetz restrooms! #

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  One Response to “Twiddle your Tweets”

  1. … but i am a COOL fifteen year-old boy.

    scene kids are almost as awesome as your obsession with them.

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