Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 15:08 Blake, the responsible big brother, told Chooch that Windex tastes like rainbows. Naturally, he wants to drink it now. #
- 15:11 Maybe we can get Henry to buy into the new taste sensation. #
- 16:43 Hi I should not be this nervous for someone else’s wedding!!!! #
- 16:58 Drove past bar I used to go, suggested christina take blake & chooch there tonite. She said “maybe we’ll find someone u gave a blowjob to” #
- 20:03 My wedding goggles make Henry look handsome. #
- 20:04 I swear alyson and hector were doing a silent interpration to that Dirty Dancing song but alyson says no. #
- 20:13 I complained that Henry never kisses me in public and then when he tried I screamed NO!!! #
- 20:14 And yes I eat my cupcake with a spoon. Less calories when you pretend its a grapefruit. #
- 20:28 We got evicted from our table so ppl coulkd dance, yet no moves are being busted, and now I have elderly ass in my face. #
- 20:54 Henry knew exactly which girl I was going to crush on before I even had a chance to point her out. #
- 20:59 Henry looks sleazy taking pictures of girls when meanwhile they’re for me. #
- 21:01 Sounded to me like hector said something about looking for arabian drugs. I’m going with him. #
- 21:17 That girl’s lucky she didn’t go in the bathroom alone. #
- 21:35 Me: do u want to dance? Henry: not to the Cure. #
- 22:06 Some guy looked at me and Hector is polishing his brass knuckles. It is, in a word, awesome. #
- 23:27 Weddings render my spelling skillz powerless. POWERLEZ. #
- 00:06 twitpic.com/9pjs – Remember when henry was really hungry #
- 12:23 twitpic.com/9r80 – Lost my son to a biker gang #
- 15:10 Henry said andy roddick is a hottie. #
- 17:50 Quite possibly worst day I’ve had in months. #
- 21:19 I am unsure if Sunday August 31 could be any more psychotic. #
- 09:50 Had a flashback to the gross oatmeal I had at Eat n Park yesterday. #
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“Lost my son to a biker gang”
Well, at least it was to a biker gang with nice bikes. Right? Right?
all i’m going to say is…
less than 3.
“20:28 We got evicted from our table so ppl coulkd dance, yet no moves are being busted, and now I have elderly ass in my face.”
YES! BEST TWEET TO EVER SURFACE!!!!!!