At work the other day, I said out loud, “I wish I had a Jonny Craig doll.” This of course was met with tons of groans and low-grade mumbling. But then I started googling, because YOU NEVER KNOW.
Well, there aren’t any Jonny Craig dolls out there, at least none that Google is aware of. But I did find a picture of Jonny with a doll, which I thought was just adorable. My friend Gina the Enabler suggested that I photoshop my face on the doll.
But damn, what I wouldn’t give for a plush Jonny Craig. Any dollmakers out there? Just don’t put a needle in his arm; I don’t want to get pricked in my sleep.