Tweets reportedly drowned in river behind bait shop

Oct 13 2008

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

12:42 I need a sidekick. One that doubles as the voice of reason. #
13:31 @buenomexicana sidekicks don’t live 5 hrs away. #
15:23 I want to spray paint HOLY SHIT on the bathroom wall but I can only imagine how Henry will react. All the more reason to forge ahead. #
15:51 The bait shop has a poster of the Marlboro Man adhered to the storefront. #
15:52 I leave early for work so I can stalk a bait shop. This is what my life sans college has been reduced to. #
15:56 Wish the bait shop would stalk ME. Though I think if I come here often enough, I’m bound to witness a murder. #
16:43 The AP lady says she likes Mondays bc its a chance to start fresh. She’s the kind who’s likely to wind up gutted & strung from a tree. #
20:45 Dm fondabruises THANK YOU!! The coupons came today! #
23:28 What kind of shoddy restaurant doesn’t offer PIE???! #
23:30 When our waitress said “we have a lovely dessert menu” she was either being sarcastic or talking about the font. #
23:46 twitpic.com/flxi – THIS douche is here again. #

11:35 Bank teller caught tailend of my convo where I said “splash some blood on the dress, rip the ends up a little”. #
11:35 With wide eyes she told me to have a nice weekend. #
11:36 I guess she knew I wasn’t talking about a halloween costume #
22:18 My all-time favorite haunted house didn’t open this year. Will shed blood from my wrist in its honor. #

11:06 Still wanting to donate some of my calf muscles. #
12:16 I think I found the perfect prom dress. #
13:02 http://twitpic.com/fwgp – Like they’ve never seen a menu before. #
15:35 Aside from henry & I breaking up for the 3262nd time & my grandma going to the hospital, this weekend was the limit, like really swell. #
20:11 My bro and his friends have been stealing shit from my mom’s neighbor’s yard and hiding it in her garage. She thinks she’s going to jail. #
20:30 23: amount of times my mom has referenced YouTube, MySpace, and BlogTV in the 20 min I’ve been here. #

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buenomexicana October 13th, 2008 1:44 pm

# 11:35 Bank teller caught tailend of my convo where I said “splash some blood on the dress, rip the ends up a little”. #
# 11:35 With wide eyes she told me to have a nice weekend. #
# 11:36 I guess she knew I wasn’t talking about a halloween costume #

one of the many reasons i love you so much.

this weekend was too short for my taste.
Tuna Tar-Tart October 13th, 2008 10:45 pm

It was a good weekend.
Bill October 13th, 2008 4:28 pm

Dude, I thought of you this weekend. I went to the Realm of Darkness, my first haunted house in a while. It was pretty cool.
Tuna Tar-Tart October 13th, 2008 10:46 pm

I’m glad you made it to one! DID YOU CRY??? :)
Molly October 13th, 2008 4:53 pm

Oh my God, seriously, steal the Marlboro Man poster. *Swoon* I have a tin sign of the Marlboro man hanging on my kitchen wall. We make love daily. Need. Want. Must have. Haha.

Molly´s last blog post..I’m begging you, seriously.
Tuna Tar-Tart October 13th, 2008 10:47 pm

At the very least, I will score a photo of it for you! Perhaps the dinginess of the surrounding store front will add some charm to it!
priest October 13th, 2008 8:18 pm

I aways felt like i was a decent voice of reason but definitely not sidekick material.
Tuna Tar-Tart October 13th, 2008 10:48 pm

VETO!!!
priest October 14th, 2008 12:30 am

ouch, that was a bit much don’t you think :)