Oct 21
tweet sounds like something a hooker can do for a twenty
Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 13:58 I will never understand why some ppl bother to have cell phones when they NEVER answer them. #
- 13:58 Yes, I’m talking about YOU, you douche whistler. #
- 16:28 Visiting my g-ma at the nursing home. In the fish tank, there are 2 fish eating a dead fish. Morbidly awesome. #
- 16:46 Visiting grandma = incredibly awkward. If it wasn’t for Chooch, I don’t think she would have wanted me to come. #
- 00:27 I guess I’m just not living unless I’m tearing out hair in frustration. #
- 12:07 Chooch acts like he’s going to kiss me but really he just wants to use my cheek as a napkin. Fucking precious. And syrupy. #
- 12:45 Corporal Cusser just fed himself soap. #
- 17:04 One of the drivers said he saw me at the flea market. Fucking fabulous. Hopefully it was one of the 3963 times I was being a queerbo. #
- 20:52 I hope that lady isn’t going into the craft store. They close at NINE! She’s going to get reamed. #
- 21:13 twitpic.com/hcob – Henry is a professional gift wrapper. He can tie bows with his tongue. No, he really can’t. #
- 21:18 But he can curl ribbon with his weener. #
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haha I always leave my cellphone off… or it’s on but not near me. My friends share the same grievance as you – I hardly ever answer it
the nerve of that bitch going into the craft store so close to close- AND those assholes and their cell phones.
so you know how I said a little while ago that I don’t read tweets and don’t really “get” them?
This set has changed my mind.
douche whistler = poetry
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is your grandma ok??