Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 17:14 My mom bragged that she converted three ppl to mccain’s side thanks to bulletins on MySpace. Did I mention my mom’s not registered? #
- 02:17 I wish I had an assistant. Well, one that doesn’t bitch at me, and one that doesn’t live 4 hrs away. Otherwise, I’d have two. #
- 08:03 I am also hiring for the position of personal sundae artist. #
- 13:42 why do all the good people live so far away. #
- 14:34 there should be halloween porn where trick or treaters have to reach into zombie vag to get candy. #
- 14:51 I placed an Alchemy request on Etsy for a Lost Boys-themed quilt for Chooch and the bids have been pouring in. #
- 14:51 This is either going to wind up amazingly awesome or a hokey disaster. #
- 15:06 twitpic.com/j5uu – Chills courtesy of my death row penpal #
- 19:05 HI I’M TRICK OR TREATING AFTER ALL. #
- 19:11 I might’ve changed out of my heels first. #
- 19:23 Someone on this street is utilizing a chainsaw. #
- 19:37 Someone gave Chooch a Ziplock bag of pennies. Tasty. #
- 22:20 Whenever I consider dumping Henry, I always remember his adequacy in the soup-making dept and suddenly, I’m hugging up on him. #
- 22:50 I just confided in Henry my mission to avoid crossing bridges and he alerted me that I’m “living in the wrong city for that.” NO SHIT. #
- 10:42 Little gets me as amped as hearing “Easy Lover.” #
- 10:52 Trying to get henry to buy me a big rusted chain at flea market. He said no the first 2x and is now ignoring me. #
- 11:14 I guess selling scary religious pictures isn’t in vogue anymore. How will my bathroom shrine ever be complete. #
- 11:19 I’m inspired by all the ass cracks I’ve seen here. Liberating. #
- 11:34 Henry is about to come to blows over snackbooth line-cutting. But a man can call me a cunt and he waves it off. #
- 11:46 twitpic.com/jla6 – An entire wristful of holy shit for only a dollar. #
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babe, I make a fucking delicious vegetable soup
except it has mushrooms and green onions and leeks (read: giant green onions) in it.
it could have been magical
But wait! I like leeks for some reason.
i wish henry would have gotten you that chain!!!!!
i bet you could have had an awesome photo shoot with it.
Probably I’d have you hang yourself with it. It wouldn’t even have to be for art, but for fun.