Dec 232008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 11:32 When I don’t have contacts in, Henry looks like Russell Brand. If you have skewed taste in men like me, then you know that’s a good thing. #
  • 13:02 Me: “I’m not retarded!” Henry: “Well…you are, sort of.” #
  • 16:36 Where does a bitch have to go for a fucking Jungle In My Pocket. #
  • 17:04 I need to stop buying things that I want to play with & start shopping from Chooch’s perspective. #
  • 17:44 I asked henry if he thinks anyone wished we would break up when we first started dating, and he asked, “u mean, besides me?” #
  • 21:13 you know who gets drunk off wine really fast? this girl. me. erin r kelly. #
  • 22:13 Merlot won the position of Erin’s BFF before I even had a chance to hold auditions for the show. GIVE MAMA A KISS, MERLOT. #
  • 23:50 Satanic porn. #
  • 00:09 Dallas must have low standards. In the 70s anyway. #

  • 01:07 BOBBY FLAY me with ur ween. #
  • 13:21 I want to learn how to solder. apparently this is a laughable to henry. #
  • 23:04 It would behoove me to learn the ropes of a corkscrew. #
  • 07:21 A truth: Vertical Horizon makes me cry. #
  • 15:41 Henry yelled at Chooch for swiping my crackers. IN YOUR FACE, CHOOCH. #
  • 17:50 It took two men to help me heat up a cup of coffee. #

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  One Response to “tweeter tots & polka dots”

  1. oh what an exciting bunch of tweets…
    wine tweets FTW.

    btw- i’m not giving up my bff spot that easy.
    i’m changing my name to merlot.

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