Making the Fam Proud

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Dec 152007

A Google search for “sewing-up-her-vagina” brings up my blog in a very respectable number two position. I cheer.

6 Responses to “Making the Fam Proud”

merrymerry says:

December 15, 2007 at 1:52 pm

i’m proud, and i’m not even fam!

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aafetzer says:

December 15, 2007 at 3:46 pm

CONGRATS!!!!
I’m so proud!

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Bueno Mexicana says:

December 15, 2007 at 8:59 pm

aw. isn’t that cute?

it’s just unfortunate that there aren’t more people searching for info on sewed up vaginas!!!

you should talk more about britney spears sewing up her vagina. just an idea.

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Amelia says:

December 18, 2007 at 9:09 am

Attagirl!

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scintillated says:

December 20, 2007 at 5:46 pm

Woooohooo!

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Amelia says:

December 26, 2007 at 4:53 pm

Mine’s #2 when you search “panicking when vomiting” !

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